tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1873123323964988342012-01-14T14:12:30.939-08:00Mabuhay ang Pinoy! Mabuhay ang Filipino! Mabuhay ang Pilipinas! At Higit sa lahat, may buhay ang Blog ko! Ang Inyong Lingkod, DJ Juan, Kasama mo! Kabarkada mo, Kapuso, Kapamilya, Kapatid, Ka-sosyo, basta Adik ka! Bisyo na to! NFA Meron kayo? Bigas? Taya kayo Power Lotto, para pambili nyo ng bigas! Hay, bahala na nga kayo! Humirit na lang kayo sa blog ko! Pwede?!JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.comBlogger451100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-2010601871154533092010-06-07T09:24:00.000-07:002010-06-07T09:39:49.141-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Dormitory, siksikan na<br />Paupahan, jampack pa<br />Boarding House, naglipana<br />Bureau of Fire, concern sila<br /><br />Safety raw ng mga kabataan<br />Para sunog ay maiwasan<br />Yan bang kanilang tinitingnan<br />O di kayay meron silang sinisilipan<br /><br />Sisilipan, o sisilipan<br />Mga dingding at bubungan<br />Faulty wirings ng mga paupahan<br />Ng di sila maperwisyohan<br /><br />Inspection nyo, bat ngayon lang yan<br />Di ba dapat noong bakasyunan<br />Pinoy talaga, kahit kailan<br />Delikadeza dapat pang turuan<br /><br />Kaya heto na naman ako<br />Di mapigilan ang pag alburoto<br />Kung hindi kayo magbabago<br />Sa Bumbero ako magtatrabaho<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-201060187115453309?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-9251282646644598772010-06-07T03:30:00.000-07:002010-06-07T09:40:26.012-07:00<span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">mga kabataan pasukan na naman<br />ready ka na bang makipagsiksikan<br />sa jeep o bus o sa mrt<br />di makasakay ang mga maarti<br /><br />good morning maam, gud morning ser<br />nagtuturo samin student teacher<br />she look so beautiful, she look so fair<br />kaya lang sa room, kulang kulang ang chair<br /><br />o mga magulang, kumusta na kayo<br />matrikula bay mataas na masyado<br />di bale na lang uutang kayo<br />anak nyo naman matatas ang grado<br /><br />pulitiko pulitiko, nasan na kayo<br />pangako nyo nong kayoy kumakandidato<br />prioridad nyo edukasyon ng anak ko<br />bat eskwelahang publico tilay pribado<br /><br />hanggang dito na lang ang rap na ito<br />feeling ko tuloy akoy gumagwapo<br />kaya kilalanin nyo po ako<br />DJ Juan ang pangalan ko<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-925128264664459877?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-64026512225572110022010-05-17T01:57:00.000-07:002010-05-17T02:12:49.621-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S_EHcfn6KPI/AAAAAAAAAhk/I1kgo7w8AC0/s1600/villar.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 159px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S_EHcfn6KPI/AAAAAAAAAhk/I1kgo7w8AC0/s200/villar.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472163208338483442" /></a><br /><br />Pangatlo lamang si Sen. Manny Villar sa resulta ng Election sa Pagka-Pangulo! Ang mga botante naman kasi, imbes na initiman ang bilog sa balota - Check ang inilagay dito!<br /><br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6402651222557211002?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-33240259916315261612010-05-17T01:40:00.000-07:002010-05-17T01:53:26.961-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S_EDAtjbqNI/AAAAAAAAAhc/QLNWJL9YOgY/s1600/mar-roxas.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 147px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S_EDAtjbqNI/AAAAAAAAAhc/QLNWJL9YOgY/s200/mar-roxas.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472158332994955474" /></a><br /><br />Iisa ang itinuturing dahilan kung bakit natalo sa pagka-bise presidente ang candidato ng Partido Liberal. Inakala umano ng mga bumoboto na ang tunay na pangalan ni Mar ay - JojiMAR!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-3324025991631526161?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-16953404896244681242010-05-10T20:29:00.000-07:002010-05-11T00:49:37.577-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S-jRYavbZtI/AAAAAAAAAhM/V3EByRdBdyM/s1600/ink.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/S-jRYavbZtI/AAAAAAAAAhM/V3EByRdBdyM/s320/ink.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469851964866782930" /></a><br /><br />Sa isang Interview: "Kahit papano nakaboto rin kami, at heto nga oh, nilagyan pa nga kami ng INCREDIBLE INK. <br /><br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-1695340489624468124?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-42657721616309841462008-07-22T00:46:00.000-07:002008-07-22T01:26:40.383-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SIWZrulqYgI/AAAAAAAAAUs/RG20yGOqUC8/s1600-h/Barongeisler.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SIWZrulqYgI/AAAAAAAAAUs/RG20yGOqUC8/s200/Barongeisler.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225751919152751106" /></a><br />Baron Geisler, proud na proud ng itinanghal bilang Best Actor sa CineMalaya Awards! Malakas na rin di umano ang kanyang paniniwala na mapapawalang sala siya sa kasong kinasasangkutan laban sa anak ni Mr. Martinez, kahit sa korte pa sila umabot! Sana lang uubra rin doon ang kanyang pag-acting!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-4265772161630984146?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-3103507468165184802008-07-22T00:22:00.000-07:002008-07-22T00:42:54.678-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SIWNnnZt4KI/AAAAAAAAAUk/psoHC2fSzaE/s1600-h/marianfhm.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SIWNnnZt4KI/AAAAAAAAAUk/psoHC2fSzaE/s200/marianfhm.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225738654364590242" /></a><br />Si Marian Rivera na ang bagong Sexiest Woman ng FHM for 2008! At dahil sa kanyang wholesome image, nangangarap na lang ang fans na sana'y magpakita naman sya ng kahit na... kaliskis na lang!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-310350746816518480?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-13886854123385175802008-06-02T18:13:00.000-07:002008-06-02T18:25:12.472-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/indonesian-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/indonesian-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Negosyante sa Indonesia, nag-pa-ulan ng Pera! Mga tao, nag-agawan! Negosyante dito sa Pinas, magpapaulan rin daw, pero hindi pera, kun`di listahan ng utang! Mga tao, siguradong magtatakbuhan palayo!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-1388685412338517580?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-70920586011927333942008-05-26T20:17:00.000-07:002008-05-26T20:38:20.314-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SDuBy3RCUpI/AAAAAAAAATs/OTtVQoMDrrE/s1600-h/pacquiao-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SDuBy3RCUpI/AAAAAAAAATs/OTtVQoMDrrE/s200/pacquiao-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204896505185587858" /></a><br />Nagkaharap na kamakailan sina Pacman at David Diaz, para sa nalalapit na laban nila sa Hunyo 28! Sa kanilang pagkakaharap, nalaman na rin kung sino ang mas llamado sa laban! Ayon kay Pacman, "Ah, mas lamang tayo! ...kasi artista ako eh! Mas lamang ako sa pogi points!"<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-7092058601192733394?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-58183280265856390962008-05-05T19:48:00.000-07:002008-05-05T20:53:50.604-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_WNZuFTII/AAAAAAAAATU/qck9rZpxHCE/s1600-h/nfarice-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_WNZuFTII/AAAAAAAAATU/qck9rZpxHCE/s200/nfarice-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197108020739656834" /></a><br />Siniguro ng National Food Authority na hindi mauubusan ng bigas ang Pilipinas! Ngunit ang problema ng mga mamamayan, hindi ang stock ng NFA na bigas, kundi ang pambili ng bigas!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-5818328026585639096?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-6075685009510495662008-05-05T19:28:00.000-07:002008-05-05T19:43:00.408-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_FjpuFTHI/AAAAAAAAATM/uSR3Zexop58/s1600-h/ironman-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_FjpuFTHI/AAAAAAAAATM/uSR3Zexop58/s200/ironman-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197089711294073970" /></a><br />Normal na sa atin ang mapanood sa telebisyon ang may pinapatay! Tila walang nagagawa ang mga Man in Uniforms para masolusyonan ito o mapigilan man lang ang pagtaas ng crime rate! "Ano, Boss... hihintayin pa ba natin si Iron Man?"<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-607568500951049566?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-63655638054156896292008-05-05T18:07:00.000-07:002008-05-05T20:55:10.248-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_BpJuFTGI/AAAAAAAAATE/l6dmtxElgUs/s1600-h/chr-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB_BpJuFTGI/AAAAAAAAATE/l6dmtxElgUs/s200/chr-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197085407736843362" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/storyPage.aspx?storyId=117257">Nepotism</a>, ang karamdamang ngayon lang naibunyag pero matagal ng sakit ng mga pampublikong opisina! Kung alam nyo lan, laganap na po yang sakit na yan! "Bossing, ang Government Offices ay hindi po Family Bussiness!"<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6365563805415689629?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-30947817442586237002008-05-04T19:10:00.000-07:002008-05-04T20:30:02.775-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB5_J5uFTFI/AAAAAAAAAS8/3luihbTKiaQ/s1600-h/tinapay-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB5_J5uFTFI/AAAAAAAAAS8/3luihbTKiaQ/s200/tinapay-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196730828121787474" /></a><br />Pagkatapos ng Yellow Pan De Sal. Heto ngayon ang Wonder Bread, ang tinapay na nilagyan ng Malunggay at Patatas, at ibinebente ng mas mura! Naku, huwag na kayong magtaka kung darating ang panahon na pati bato ay gagawin na ring tinapay! At hindi na yan himala, dahil walang himala! Kung bababa ang presyo ng bilihin, yan ang himala!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-3094781744258623700?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-58376309971279788732008-05-04T18:47:00.000-07:002008-05-05T20:58:19.654-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB5sEZuFTEI/AAAAAAAAAS0/g4aXzs55lLE/s1600-h/forbes-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SB5sEZuFTEI/AAAAAAAAAS0/g4aXzs55lLE/s320/forbes-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196709842911579202" /></a><br />Kasabay ng pagpapanalo ni Golden Boy Oscar Dela Hoya laban kay Forbes kahapon, nanalo rin ang ating Pambansang Kamao! Congatulations din Pacman sa kanyang pagpapanalo sa sabungan!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-5837630997127978873?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-83270132404429233892008-04-30T22:13:00.000-07:002008-04-30T22:26:20.639-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBlUNZuFTDI/AAAAAAAAASs/Fi8x8aQTvMw/s1600-h/pgmanok-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBlUNZuFTDI/AAAAAAAAASs/Fi8x8aQTvMw/s200/pgmanok-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195276234367781938" /></a><br />Papalit sa pwesto ng mga tatanggalin Gabinete ay mga manok raw ng Pangulong Arroyo para sa 2010 Presidential Election! Maganda yan para habang maaga makikilala na natin kung sino ang mga De Raza at De Administrasyon! At sana pagdating ng 2010, alam natin kung kanino tayo tataya!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-8327013240442923389?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-66987205841051090362008-04-30T18:40:00.000-07:002008-04-30T19:20:43.890-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBkmnpuFTCI/AAAAAAAAASk/UqNhCb3GWxM/s1600-h/austriandad-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBkmnpuFTCI/AAAAAAAAASk/UqNhCb3GWxM/s200/austriandad-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195226107804470306" /></a><br />15 years lang makukulong ang Austrianong Tatay, na nagkulong sa basement ang kanyang anak, at inanakan ng 7, kasama ang isang namatay, at kambal! Ayon sa Ama, nais nya lang umano gumawa ng kanyang bersyon ng reality show na Big Daddy House! (Pinoy Big Brother naman sa atin dito)<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6698720584105109036?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-24930720799244460402008-04-28T20:57:00.000-07:002008-04-30T19:22:48.829-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBags5uFTBI/AAAAAAAAASc/afvibjH2yWY/s1600-h/mariandyesebel-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JyMk5wktq8c/SBags5uFTBI/AAAAAAAAASc/afvibjH2yWY/s200/mariandyesebel-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194515913487240210" /></a><br />Marami tayong mga napapanood at nakikita, mga Pilipinong pilit mag-ingles. Kahit nagno-nose-bleed, hirit pa rin ng hirit, mali mali tuloy ang sinasabi. Huwag po sana nating kalimutan ang sinabi ng ating National Hero na si Dr. Jose Rizal, "ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, ay higit pa sa isang malansang isda!" Pero, sa tingin ko, kung sing-ganda naman ni Marian Rivera ang isda... Hayaan nyo na!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-2493072079924446040?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-74657815259207379612008-04-28T19:26:00.000-07:002008-04-28T20:38:11.742-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/baron-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/baron-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Haharap sa kasong sexual harassment si Baron Geizler laban sa anak ni Mr. William Martinez. Obviously, lasing nga itong si Baron nung nangyari yon... I don't think gagawin nya iyon kung nasa matinong pag-iisip sya. Kasi pareho kami ng taste ni Baron eh! Ang mga type namin kasi... ...Guys!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-7465781525920737961?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-15511576995389407792008-04-28T02:24:00.000-07:002008-04-28T02:34:14.901-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/laborday-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/laborday-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Dagdag sahod sa Labor day, malabo raw maitupad ng pamahalaan! Kaya iginiit ng Pangulong Arroyo ang Non-wage benefits para sa mga Pilipinong manggagawa! Bakit kaya ganito; pero pagsinabing tataas ang crudo sa World Market, automatic ang pagtaas ng presyo ng gasolina at bilihin!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-1551157699538940779?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-66144661792071989942008-04-27T22:53:00.000-07:002008-04-27T23:21:40.505-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/banca-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/banca-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />P5 Billion subsidy na inilaan ng pamahalaan para sa mga mahihirap, hindi aprub para sa Simbahang Katolika! Tinuturuan lang daw nito na maging tamad ang mga Pinoy! Ayon pa nga raw sa Bibliya, "Huwag mo syang bigyan ng isda, kundi turuan mo syang mangisda!" Pero palagay ko, sa dami ng mga mahihirap, malulunod ang ating bangka!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6614466179207198994?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-31550143432576351342008-04-27T19:51:00.001-07:002008-04-27T19:58:31.981-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pacmanara-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pacmanara-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />P15 Million worth bahay ni Ara Mina, nai-feature ni Korina Sanchez sa Rated K! Sobrang ganda at colorful ng bahay! Ako, kailan kaya ako magkaroon ng ganoong kagarang bahay? Sayang, hindi ko itinuloy ang aking pagboboksing noon! Hmp!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-3155014343257635134?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-25218921320438900982008-04-26T00:54:00.000-07:002008-04-26T01:54:39.444-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/dyesebel-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/dyesebel-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Mga Mangingisda, nagrereklamo sa konti ng mga isdang nahuhuli nila sa dagat! Nakakapangamba di umano ang problemang ito, dahilan ng pagtaas ng presyo ng mga isang ibinebenta sa palengke! Pero wala kayong dapat ikabahala, dahil next week, madadagdagan na ang isda natin, dahil makikita mo na si Dyesebel! Kaya huwag ka ng malungkot!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-2521892132043890098?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-33362737488158240452008-04-24T21:15:00.000-07:002008-04-24T21:22:52.081-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/ofw-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/ofw-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Kaso ng pang-aabuso at pagmamaltrato sa mga Pinoy OFW, patuloy na dumarami! Mapa-lalaki man o babae, walang piling sinasaktan ng mga amo, or even worst, pinapatay! Abangan, mga recruiment agencies, gagawa ng hakbang! "Apply now, for Domestic Helpers abroad! Free Martial Arts Training!"<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-3336273748815824045?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-6831411823702872302008-04-24T20:34:00.000-07:002008-04-24T21:06:28.601-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/logopcso-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/logopcso-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />PSCO, may bagong pakulo! Introducing... Power Lotto! P50 ang minimum bet! Mas mahal nga, pero mas malaki naman ang jackpot prize, P50 Million! Kaya ano pang hinihintay nyo, abangan na't sumali! Kung naibenta mo na noon ang kalabaw nyo, para makataya lang sa lotto, ngayon isali mo na sa bentahan ang iyong mga aso't pusa! Ipagpaliban mo na rin muna ang pagbili mo ng bigas! Good Luck, Pinoy!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-683141182370287230?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-65441542033910011212008-04-24T18:42:00.000-07:002008-04-24T18:59:46.235-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/carinderia-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/carinderia-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Kumusta ang trabaho mo? Handa ka na ba para harapin ang hamon ng araw na ito, sa iyong pagiging isang "bugaw!" Oo, dapat handa ka... para maayos mong magampanan ang iyong tungkulin bilang taga-bugaw... ng langaw sa inyong carindera! <br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6544154203391001121?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-90650503201304630432008-04-23T23:40:00.000-07:002008-04-24T00:24:21.739-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/ricecrisis-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/ricecrisis-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Umaasa ka pa ba na bababa pa ang presyo ng mga bilihin? Aba'y matulog ka na lang dahil sa panaginip na lang matutupad yan! Wala ng mura ngayon, lahat mahal na! Siguro ang tanging mura ngayon na maririnig natin, ay andyan sa kalsada nagpo-protesta o di kaya'y pumipila! Maraming nagmumura dyan! <br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-9065050320130463043?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-803186299066423422008-04-23T22:36:00.000-07:002008-04-23T23:07:45.953-07:00Magandang balita! Manny "Pacman" Pacquiao, kasama sa bagong advertisement ng Nike! Pero ang mas maganda, walang dialogue ang commercial! Kapag nagkataon, matulad ito sa Alaxan EP-R!<br /><a href="http://s257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/?action=view&current=djjuansmiley.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/bitz/djjuansmiley.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-f55c630b4779ce87" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df55c630b4779ce87%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331232023%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D69C0BD04425E1B4B9FAA3DE9ECC245B9D41BB48C.2A65A205EA6763A93AD62515B6CB323336796D22%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df55c630b4779ce87%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DD_YyRVLi3ZNtOe-UPnnhhVVbioc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v2.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Df55c630b4779ce87%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331232023%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D69C0BD04425E1B4B9FAA3DE9ECC245B9D41BB48C.2A65A205EA6763A93AD62515B6CB323336796D22%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Df55c630b4779ce87%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DD_YyRVLi3ZNtOe-UPnnhhVVbioc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-80318629906642342?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-13937103622717537302008-04-21T20:26:00.000-07:002008-04-21T20:31:49.890-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/subicbay-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/subicbay-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Mga empleyado sa Subic na matagal ng patay, sinuswelduhan pa! Mga buhay, nagrereklamo na! Abangan, ang paghaharap sa kaso. People of the Philippines vs Dead Subic Employees<br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-1393710362271753730?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-73941152886147083612008-04-21T19:15:00.000-07:002008-04-21T19:29:14.043-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/gerald-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/gerald-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Gerald Anderson, tumangging gay benefactor, dahil hindi raw sya pumapatol sa bading. Kaya ikaw dyan, huwag ka ng mag-ambisyon, wala ka ng chance! Dun ka na lang kay Fafa Fiolo and Fafa Sam! Afrove?! Check!<br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-7394115288614708361?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-66948627177905816272008-04-21T18:51:00.000-07:002008-04-21T19:05:44.316-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pgma-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pgma-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Pangulong Arroyo, hinihikayat ang mga malalaking companya na mabigay ng non-wage benefits sa kanilang mga empleyado, para malutas ang problema ng nagmamahalang bilihin. Kaso minimum wage na nga lang at SSS, hindi pa maibigay sa mga empleyado, ito pa kaya?!<br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6694862717790581627?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-15886364785807128092008-04-20T18:04:00.000-07:002008-04-20T18:12:32.171-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/Aubrey-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/Aubrey-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Aubrey Miles, inaming 5 buwang buntis kay Troy Montero! Pero walang dapat ikagulat ang revelasyong ito, dahil hindi na bago ang ganitong pangyayari! Magugulat kayo, kung si Troy ang 5 buwang buntis!<br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-1588636478580712809?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-63513570870238611192008-04-19T19:07:00.000-07:002008-04-19T19:25:39.784-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pbbkevin-djjuansays.png"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pbbkevin-djjuansays.png" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Hinde nagawang kumbinsihin ni Big Brother si Kevin na magpa-circumcise! Malamang natakot! Sana ganito ang pag-convince ni Big Bro; Kevin, huwag kang matakot, dahil hindi naman talaga masakit ang pagtutuli! Parang kagat lang ito ng langgam, yun nga lang, ang pinakamalaking langgam! <br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6351357087023861119?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-3390043871585102172008-04-18T16:40:00.000-07:002008-04-18T17:29:50.747-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/lettucegirls-djjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/lettucegirls-djjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Activistang Lettuce Girls, malabo ang ipinapahayag na mensahe sa kanilang protesta! Dini-discourage nga ba nila ang pagkain ng karne, O ini-encourage?!<img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-339004387158510217?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-40360214648938507212008-04-18T16:20:00.000-07:002008-04-18T17:42:50.412-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pacmancobrapose-djjjuansays.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;" src="http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh238/juanthedj/djjuansays/pacmancobrapose-djjjuansays.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Pambansang Kamao Manny Pacquaio, handang harapin si David Diaz sa Hunyo, at isusunod agad sa listahan si Ricky Hatton. Pero hindi pa yan, dahil ang talagang target ni Pacman... si Tyson!<br /><img src="http://smileydatabase.com/s/493.gif"/><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-4036021464893850721?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-69653030388938096862008-04-15T01:36:00.000-07:002008-04-16T23:53:12.136-07:00Sa mga mahihilig sa Daisy! Daisy-Sais! Konting ingat lang po, dahil kung maging batas na ang SB-2151 ni Sen. Enrile, pwede ka ng kasuhan ng Statutory rape! (Huwag mo lang galawin yang mga estatua sa daan, sa park, lalo na yang mga manikin sa Department Store, wala kang magiging problema!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6965303038893809686?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-3511624424034772612008-04-15T01:23:00.000-07:002008-04-16T23:55:50.517-07:00Anak ng Senador Revilla, maagang nabuntis! Well, hindi naman po bago yan, kaya hindi na pwede ilagay sa Kap's Amazing Stories! Kaya payo sa mga magulang, huwag pangaralan ang iyong mga anak; "Iha, huwag ka munang mag-asawa ha!" Dahil hinde na po yan effective... kundi; "Anak, huwag ka munang mabuntis ha!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-351162442403477261?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-43034835232273133122008-04-15T01:14:00.000-07:002008-04-15T01:22:40.013-07:00Sanhi ng pagtaas ng presyo ng mga bilihin, pati pan de sal magbabago na rin ng anyo, para lang mapanatilihing mura! Kaya hahaluhan na raw nila ito ng Kalabasa, para mabenta pa rin sa murang halaga! Paano na yan, hindi mo na ito maisasawsaw sa mainit na kape, dahil baka mapagdudahan kang humihigop ng sabaw!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-4303483523227313312?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-46274382487625127462008-04-15T01:05:00.000-07:002008-04-15T01:14:15.576-07:00Nagbabala raw ang National Food Authority na posibleng tataas pa raw lalo ang presyo ng bigas! Aba'y hindi sila dapat nagbabala, dapat humihingi sila ng paumanhin... Kasi sobrang mahal na nga bigas eh, ano!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-4627438248762512746?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-71192493501053605182008-01-15T21:37:00.000-08:002008-04-18T15:59:05.250-07:00Willie, pinaninindigan na hindi kanya ang 23 Million worth Hot Ferrari na minamaneho nya tuwing tanghali!<br /><br />Nga naman, eh kay Pokwang pala yung nasabing Luxury car! Ayun, nagrereklamo dahil hindi pa raw talaga winashing noong isinauli sa kanya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-7119249350105360518?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-21572208408364511832008-01-14T00:39:00.000-08:002008-04-18T16:03:16.769-07:00Madalas pino-promote ng radio at telebisyon ang Bantay Bata 163! Ito'y para matulungan o masagip ang mga batang naaabuso!<br /><br />Kaya lang <span style="font-style: italic;">unsaun naman daw tong, mga bana</span> na minamaltrato ng mga Misis? Anu ho ba ang number na pwede nilang tawagan? May pag-asa pa ba raw ang 'sang tulad nila?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-2157220840836451183?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-24632661113888863672008-01-14T00:32:00.000-08:002008-04-18T15:59:58.912-07:00Dahil pinag-iinitan ng PASG ang bagong <a href="http://www.pep.ph/news/16048/Willie-Revillame:-Hindi-ako-smuggler,-huwag-ako-ang-habulin-ninyo.">Red Ferrari ni Willie</a>, na di-umanoy hot car!<br /><br />Magkakaroon ng bagong game ang Noon-time show na Wowowee!<br /><br />Ang tawag ni Willie dito; "Ferrari o Bayong!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-2463266111388886367?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-67063409518737116602008-01-14T00:14:00.000-08:002008-04-18T16:00:31.048-07:00Bwelta ni Manny tungkol sa kuma-kalat na mga <a href="http://www.pep.ph/photos/735/Manny-Pacquiao-says-controversial-Internet-photos-are-meant-to-destroy-him">Internet Photos</a> kasama ang dalawang di-kilalang babae.<br /><br />"Pawang paninira lamang ang mga ito, hindi nyo ba nakikilala ang mga yan... yan ung mga ROUND Girls ko!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-6706340951873711660?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-21024229705071989642008-01-13T23:40:00.000-08:002008-04-18T16:03:55.980-07:00Napupuna mo na ba, na masyado nang madalas malate 'yang isang empleyado mo?<br /><br />Aba'y kailangan mo ng i-office call yan, sabunin mo ng husto ha;<br /><br />"Sa negosyo, walang kaibi-kaibigan, walang kamag-anak!<br />Business is business... And YOU are the MONKEY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-2102422970507198964?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-90093067872952938212008-01-13T23:31:00.000-08:002008-04-18T16:04:23.482-07:00Hindi ka ba kumportable tuwing may nakikita kang 13?<br /><br />Tulad na lamang ng 13th Floor... Room 13... at Friday the 13th!<br /><br />Paano kung sasabihin ko sayong, may natatanggapin ka nang 13th Month Pay? Aayaw ka pa rin ba?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-9009306787295293821?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-187312332396498834.post-73038741904748892002008-01-13T22:32:00.000-08:002008-04-18T16:05:44.078-07:00Kung kulang ka sa tulog dala ng napakaraming problema, huwag maging irritable... Isipin mo, mas mabuti na yung kulang sa tulog, huwag lang WALANG GISING!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/187312332396498834-7303874190474889200?l=djjuansays.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>JUANTHEDJhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10328038963505737077noreply@blogger.com0